It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
I think it’s funny how people use Mean Girls lines all the time but nobody quotes the line where Ms. Norbury (Tina Fey) says, “you all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It just makes it ok for guys to call you sluts and whores.” Because that is what the entire goddamn movie is about.
”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye
Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo